by Savage Beaver
Code Beaver has unleashed its’ grimy little teeth and chomped into our glorious wood. It has forsaken the last hope of our darkness-filled space ship with toothy little bits and has chopped down our wood.
Is Crota peeing on our legs and telling us, “It’s fucking raining, man?”
It’s been raining since release date. Sure Destiny is extremely fun, and very addicting, but so is dipping a midget in peanut butter and unleashing obese elephants to Oh Fortuna.
What I’m really saying is:
- Who is this beaver girl?
- and why is she fucking with our shit?
- As of 7/27/2016 9:32 PM Destiny is still down, with the sickness, and not in a rockin’ way.
Are you gettin’
It’s high-time we say “no” to
Reddit user PM_ME_YOU_IN_SCRUBS says, “I have been getting bee, quail, anteater, Beaver non stop since your last patch. I’m not worried, I’m sure you’ll fix whatever to the best of your ability.
Bungie has responded with the following problems:
[BUNGIE] Patch 2.3.1 Known Issues: BEAVER Errors and Nightfall Strike Specific Drops
We have recently identified an issue causing players to receive BEAVER error codes at an increased rate.
This issue was introduced in Destiny Update 2.3.1, and is causing complications regarding NAT settings.• If a player has a Strict NAT, they may encounter BEAVER error codes when connecting to other players
• If a player with Moderate NAT is matchmaking into an activity where another player has a Strict/Moderate NAT, this can result in BEAVER error codes.
While we are continuing to investigate this issue, it can potentially be reduced by ensuring your personal NAT is Open.
For information on how to troubleshoot your NAT settings, please see this section of our Network Troubleshooting Guide:
We greatly apologize for the inconvenience. We will update this thread when more information is available.”
“I’ve been a Network Engineer for quite a while. In my industry when it’s 1-2 people affected, it’s not you it’s them.
When thousands of people are affected…. it’s probably you. I haven’t tried to play since the update, been too busy with Battleborn/ESO etc. I’ll tell you this…
If my product was going to end up in the hands of 20 million plus users, you can bet your silly asses that the very last thing I would cheap out on is infrastructure. Yes yes, I know, and have had this argument with several “Know it all” executives. Cables, switches, 20gig port-channels, powerful datacenter infrastructure, dedicated servers. They aren’t sexy, people don’t see that shit. No one cares. blah blah blah. It expensive, i get it, P2P is a viable option. etc.
I’ve even played some Free-2-Play games recently (Blacklight Retribution, Hawken, Planetside 2) that doesn’t appear to have the amount of issues this game has. You know what’s interesting about them? They can even push a patch without causing the ol’ PS4 19.542gig download BS.
I don’t know what the hell is going on over there, but it’s probably not us, it’s you. I actually understand how the internet works *points to wall covered in High Level Certifications*. Yet, this is the ONLY game i experience these silly issues with. I can’t just leave shit broken, you shouldn’t be able to either.
Walk down the street to Blizzard. Call Square-Enix. Email Gearbox. Talk to DICE. How do they do it? There are many examples of people that use dedicated servers and are profitable. You can be to.
Just to be clear. I don’t hate Bungie, or Destiny. I just know they can do better. You know what they say. Your real friends talk shit to your face, and say good things about you behind your back.
Wrestle that budget money away from the dummies. Spend it where it’s needed.”
His opinion is valid and hits on many fair points. Cozmo, ofBungie, has expressed a heartfelt apology. He states “Sorry if it wasn’t made clear, but the issue with Beaver error codes was introduced in 2.3.1 and is definitely on our end. We offered up some advice on NAT tweaks as a way of possibly alleviating the issue while we work on a fix, but please don’t interpret that as us passing the blame.
Sorry for inconvenience, as soon as we have more info for you we will update this thread.”